lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.
so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
Lucy is breaking out & you can’t stop her. #LucyMovie
Movie Producers be like: “Female led movies just aren’t as successful as male led movies.”
And Angelina be like:
$170 million worldwide!
The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.
This is who you are.
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