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ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

image

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

lucythemovie:

Lucy is breaking out & you can’t stop her. #LucyMovie

lucythemovie:

Lucy is breaking out & you can’t stop her. #LucyMovie


"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away."
Before Sunrise, 1995

"I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away."

Before Sunrise, 1995

atheistj:

Movie Producers be like: “Female led movies just aren’t as successful as male led movies.”

And Angelina be like: image

$170 million worldwide!


"Oh dear. What an awkward situation…"

"Oh dear. What an awkward situation…"

man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

man-eatingcat:

movsi:

corophagia:

The Central Nervous System, containing the brain and spinal cord.

This is who you are.

pretty much

wannajoke:

That Was Close

wannajoke:

That Was Close